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The Cake Slicer

weapon (dagger), rare (requires attunement)

The Cake Slicer
Illustration: Timmmi (using AI-tools like Midjourney & Dall-E)

The Cake Slicer is a whimsical dagger that appears as a perfectly frosted slice of cake. Its blade, made of enchanted marzipan, is both sweet and surprisingly effective. The hilt is adorned with colorful sprinkles, and a tiny fondant rose graces the hilt. When you make an attack with the Cake Slicer, the blade emits a faint scent of vanilla and sugar.

Razor Sharp Frosting

This blade slices through armor as if it were cutting through layers of cake. You have a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls with this magic weapon.

Sugar Rush Strikes

When you hit a creature with an attack using this weapon, you can choose to expend a charge and force the target to make a Constitution saving throw (DC 15). On a failed save, the target experiences an immense sugar rush and can use its reaction (if available) to make an attack against a creature within range.
However, the sugar rush is extremely temporary. At the end of your turn, the target experiences a sugar crash. It takes psychic damage and is stunned until the end of its next turn.
The Cake Slicer has 3 charges, which replenish after a long rest.

Cake Transformation

As an action, you can use this weapon to cut off a piece of any edible food within reach. The food magically transforms into a delectable cake, complete with frosting and sprinkles. You can create enough cake to serve up to three creatures.
When a creature consumes a slice of this magical cake, it gains temporary hit points equal to + its Constitution modifier. Additionally, the cake is purified during the transformation process, becoming free from any poison or disease that might have tainted the original food.

Lore

Timmmi, the renowned wizard, was no stranger to mischief. His illusions were the talk of the magical realm—spectacular, bewildering, and occasionally downright hilarious. This particular story starts on a very special day. It was Timmmi's 200th birthday and he was sitting quietly in his study going over some old arcane texts.
His old friends—fellow adventurers who had shared countless quests and laughter—burst into the room. They carried gifts, wore party hats, and sang a raucous birthday tune. Timmmi’s heart swelled with joy. They had surprised him, and he couldn’t have been happier.
But then, as the laughter echoed off the stone walls, the door crashed open. Assassins, clad in dark cloaks, spilled into the room. Their blades gleamed, and their eyes held malice. Timmmi’s friends froze, their smiles fading.
Timmmi’s mind raced. He had no time to reach for his staff or prepare a spell. But he was quick on his feet. With a twirl, he disarmed the first assassin. And then, in a moment of sheer improvisation, he reached for the cake on the table—the very cake he had baked earlier, infused with a dash of enchantment.
From its layers emerged a weapon unlike any other—the Cake Slicer. Its blade shimmered like enchanted marzipan, and the hilt was adorned with colorful sprinkles. A tiny fondant rose graced the pommel.
The assassins exchanged glances. One lunged, but Timmmi parried effortlessly. The other tried to flee, but Timmmi had other plans. He threw the sugary dagger with precision. It arced through the air, leaving a trail of sparkling crumbs in its wake, hit the assassin in the back, and pinned him to the wall.
Rainbow sprinkles enveloped the assassins. They seemed to experience a moment of pure bliss before collapsing into a sugar-induced slumber. Timmmi’s friends stared in amazement.
“Happy birthday to me,” Timmmi sang, “and to you, a sweet defeat!”
With a flick of his wrist, Timmmi sheathed the Cake Slicer, its blade now covered in frosting. His friends cheered, clapping him on the back. “Best birthday ever!” they exclaimed. Timmmi grinned. Birthdays were about more than cake and candles. They were about unexpected gifts, camaraderie, and the joy of turning another year older—even if it meant fending off assassins with a magical dessert dagger.
Tags:+1+2diseasedfinesselightlorepiercingpoisonedpsychicstunnedtemporary hpthrown

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