Banana of Teleportation
wondrous item (consumable), rare
This banana is a sight to behold. Its skin, bathed in warm hues, transitions seamlessly from a pale lemon yellow near the stem to a rich, sun-kissed gold at the tip. The curvature of this fruit is nothing short of perfection—a gentle arc that cradles its tender flesh. As you hold it, you can almost feel the sun’s touch, preserved within its flawless contours.
Bananaportation
You can use an action to peel the banana and take a bite. When you bite into the banana you are immediately teleported to a random unoccupied location within 30 feet of you.Lore
In the heart of the Enchanted Grove, where moonbeams wove tapestries and dewdrops whispered secrets, two fey lords—Oberon the Trickster and Titania the Mirthful—conspired. It was the eve of April Fools’, a night when magic danced with merriment.
Oberon, with his silver laughter and eyes like starlight, leaned against a gnarled oak. “Titania,” he said, “let us play a jest upon the mortal realm. Something unexpected, something utterly absurd.”Titania, her gown woven from dandelion fluff, twirled a lock of moonlit hair. “Ah, Oberon, your pranks know no bounds. What mischief brews in that mischievous mind?”
And so, they hatched a plan—a prank to echo through realms. Their canvas? A humble banana tree, its fruit ripe for enchantment. Oberon whispered an incantation, and Titania giggled, her laughter like wind chimes.
"Banana sweet, banana fair,The banana quivered, its golden skin pulsating with newfound magic. Oberon grinned. “Imagine their faces, Titania! Knights in armor, scholars with quills—poof! Vanished.”
Grant this fruit a magic rare.
Teleport it near and close,
Within a thirty-foot repose."
Titania clapped her hands. “And the purpose?”
“Ah,” Oberon said, “purpose is overrated. Let it be a jest, a cosmic giggle. A mortal bites, and—voilà!—they’re sipping tea with dragons or dancing in a fairy ring.”
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