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No-Friend-Of-Finn-Flinger

weapon (siege), legendary

This enormous cannon stands as a monument to the sanctity of friendship and loyalty, specifically dedicated to protecting Finn, the enchanted fish.

Operation

To operate this colossal cannon, a crew of at least 20 skilled individuals is required. Due to it's gargantuan size it must be assembled on a flat surface and cannot be moved by any means unless it's first disassembled.

Loading and Firing

The No-Friend-Of-Finn-Flinger operates in a unique manner, utilizing creatures as its ammunition. Any creature who tries to (or succeeds at) eating Finn qualifies as ammunition and can be loaded into the cannon. It takes 1 minute to charge and aim before launching the offender a great distance away.
Activation occurs via a command word spoken by the attuned owner of Finn or anyone holding Finn's bottle
This cannon has an impressive range of 100 miles. When fired, the launched individual travels in a long arc until they finally impact solid ground. The launched individual and any creature or structure they hit, takes bludgeoning damage per mile traveled.

Construction

Constructing or relocating the cannon demands an enormous investment of time, resources, and expertise, taking weeks or even months of dedicated effort by a skilled crew. The cannon's immense size demands a 40-foot square space for assembly. Once constructed, this legendary cannon stands as an impenetrable fortress, impervious to all forms of damage.

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Credits

This item was created based on feedback from Broritto1238 on /r/UnearthedArcana

Lore

Forged in an age when loyalty and camaraderie were treasured above all else, the No-Friend-Of-Finn-Flinger emerged as a testament to the unbreakable bond between a sentient fish named Finn and the adventurers it chose to accompany.

The tale speaks of Broritto, an enigmatic enchanter renowned for his eccentricities and a heart as boundless as his magical prowess. Broritto, fascinated by the complexities of friendships, stumbled upon Finn, a humble yet sentient fish radiating with untapped potential.
Moved by the depth of Finn's sentience and the unwavering loyalty it exhibited, Broritto embarked on a monumental quest. He delved deep into the annals of forgotten arcane knowledge, invoking ancient rituals and channeling forgotten enchantments to craft a guardian that would safeguard this extraordinary companionship against all threats. Thus, the No-Friend-Of-Finn-Flinger came into existence, an imposing cannon adorned with intricate runes pulsating with protective enchantments.
This cannon wasn't merely a defense mechanism; it symbolized the steadfast allegiance between Finn and its chosen protectors. Broritto, weaving intricate spells, ensured that any attempt to harm or sever Finn's connection to its companion would invoke the cannon's unyielding intervention.
The chronicles echo the cannon's inaugural use—a hapless soul, heedless of the sanctity between Finn and its guardian, dared to devour the fish. In an earth-shattering crescendo, the cannon roared to life, hurtling the transgressor across the distant horizon, an emphatic declaration of the cannon's protective might.
Across epochs, the cannon stood sentinel, a silent witness to the value of camaraderie and the formidable consequences of betraying such trust. Tales of its imposing presence spread far and wide, a beacon of hope and a dire warning to those who dared to scorn the bonds of companionship.
As time wove its intricate tapestry through history, the No-Friend-Of-Finn-Flinger persisted, an enduring testament to the unbreakable loyalty between a simple fish and the steadfast souls it anointed as its guardians.

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