Bag of Scolding
wondrous item, rare
This rugged leather pouch features a meticulously crafted mouth on its front, complete with stitched lips that seem poised to unleash a torrent of rep...
The Invisible Hat
wondrous item (headgear), uncommon
This seemingly ordinary hat appears as a simple, unadorned piece of headgear. When you wear it, the hat itself becomes completely invisible.
Interdimensional Whoopee Cushion
wondrous item, artifact
The Interdimensional Whoopee Cushion is a seemingly innocent, round, and squishy cushion with a bright rainbow pattern. When placed on a chair or seat...
Banana of Teleportation
wondrous item (consumable), rare
This banana is a sight to behold. Its skin, bathed in warm hues, transitions seamlessly from a pale lemon yellow near the stem to a rich, sun-kissed g...
Potion of Temporal Vitality
potion (consumable), common
When you uncork this potion, its liquid shimmers with an otherworldly glow. The label reads, “Borrowed from Tomorrow’s You!” in elegant script. As you...
Touch of the Caring Thief
wondrous item, very rare
The Touch of the Caring Thief appears as a humble pair of worn leather gloves, their seams frayed and patches stitched over time. Yet, within their we...
The Cake Slicer
weapon (dagger), rare
The Cake Slicer is a whimsical dagger that appears as a perfectly frosted slice of cake. Its blade, made of enchanted marzipan, is both sweet and surp...
Blade of Eternal Echoes
weapon (greatsword), legendary
The Blade of Eternal Echoes is a magnificent greatsword forged by an ancient enchanter who sought to capture the essence of time itself. Its blade shi...
Blade of Chance
weapon (any sword), rare
This sword is covered in symbols of luck and chance from a wide range of cultures and religions. When you hold it you can't help but feel lucky.
Sanguine Fangs
wondrous item, rare
These ancient dentures appear to be made of polished ivory, but upon closer inspection, you notice faint crimson veins running through the material. T...
Unichorn Wand
wand, rare
This wand bears the ethereal elegance of a bygone age. Its core, once a unicorn’s horn, gleams with iridescence—a luminescent ivory. When held, it hum...
Swordbreaker
armor (shield), uncommon
This shield is made of sturdy metal and has a jagged edge that can catch and snap blades. The shield is covered in marks from battle and damage from b...
Tome of Deceptive Tactics
wondrous item (book), rare
This book is filled with strategies, techniques, and examples that help improve your ability to deceive others. The book covers a wide range of topics...
Tome of Theology
wondrous item (book), rare
This book is filled with insights, teachings and wisdom that help improve your understanding of the divine.
Tome of Eloquence
wondrous item (book), rare
This tome is bound in a luxurious leather cover and contains secrets and tips on how to charm influence and sway others with your words.
Aboleth's Eye
gemstone, very rare
This spherical gem is a dull gray color, but occasionally flashes with a red glow. It contains the essence of an aboleth's eye, and grants you some of...
Uprooted Tree
weapon (greatclub), uncommon
This colossal club is actually a whole oak tree that you somehow managed to uproot and swing around. It is so heavy that only the most powerful warrio...
Horn of Hilarity
wondrous item, rare
This polished brass horn, fashioned in the likeness of a unicorn, emits a faintly shimmering sound when blown. Without attunement, attempts to play th...
Erastus' Spyglass
wondrous item, uncommon
The spyglass is a sleek, elegant piece crafted from polished silverwood, adorned with intricate brass details. Its lenses, clear as the purest ice, ar...
Rocky, the Pebble
wondrous item (companion), rare
A simple, round stone. Perfectly smooth, worn almost glassy by time and travel. Surprisingly heavy for its size, hinting at hidden depths. A touch of ...